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[Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?

[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

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You're so tempted to respond, she's clearly throwing puzzles at you, trying to distract you, trying to break your focus. You have to stay focused!

I've 4lre4dy reev4lu4ted things!
You're too me4n to... keep doing this, yes!
I won't st4nd for... it 4t 4ll, no!
You're still trying to... fool me but I... won't let you do... it 4g4in, no! Never!

What has your life even become. The world as we know it has ended and you're arguing with someone over pesterchum. You clearly cannot ever escape the wide-reaching tendrils of the internet. At least you think it's still the internet.

are you seriously this fucking dense? like reaching critical mass plutonium-grade dense. you have to be trolling. /againpriorities so ok, its the internet, i understand we're all here because we have our little insecurities and fucked up issues but oh. my. god. can we not work through your problem? i never volunteered for this, i am not Freud and i cannot help you sort through all your confused feels right now

I'm not confused, no!
You hurt me, yes!
You did hurt me!
4nd you're re4lly me4n!
Re4lly, re4lly, re4lly me4n!
The me4nest I've met!
You're still being me4n!

Surely it wasn't that hard for the other party to understand? She hadn't met anyone this not-nice before!

You do not understand this person. But talking to them is like some glorious train wreck you can't tear yourself away from now. You're in too deep. You're the person who gets called in to be a witness of the wreck because you were instagraming the whole thing.

i havent even met you before. hurting you would be like finding out where you live, kicking down the front door while screaming "where's Johnny" and throwing you down some stairs. or like saying yo momma's so fat or something and setting a thousand screaming neckbeards via inflammatory post on you

how have i been mean? i was trying to help you navigate slang. jfc i think tbh youre being the mean one with all your oblique puzzlecode speak. /alsol33twasso2004

Oh god, she's doing it again, and now she's calling you mean. She's throwing puzzles at you, again, puzzles you'll never be able to even begin solving, but most of all, you? Mean?

Th4t's not wh4t I...
Th4t isn't how this...
No! How 4m I... the one being me4n!?
You're the me4n one!
Look 4t wh4t you've... done to me, how c4n... I be the me4nie?!

Edited 2012-10-27 05:51 (UTC)

youre being all omg the puzzles when they arent puzzles at all. i think youre either seriously in need of like a different hobby or youre pulling my leg /duh

Don't m4ke fun of... my puzzles, don't, no!
I S4ID DON'T M4KE FUN OF MY PUZZLES!!!!
STOP. STOP STOP STOP. RIGHT NOW, STOP IT.
YOU 4RE BEING ME4N!!!! YOU'RE RE4LLY SUPER ME4N!

holy crap man, dont flip all your shits like its going out of style. /capslockwoah

i wasnt even making fun of your puzzles, dude. chill.

YOU WERE BEING ME4N!
RE4LLY RE4LLY RE4LLY ME4N!
4ND I WON'T LET YOU KEEP BEING ME4N!
BEC4USE TH4T'S NOT NICE!

uh. what? are we seriously going back into some sort of fucked up circle of a convo again /eyeroll

We're not stopping t4lking 4bout you being 4 me4n person, nope, nope.
Bec4use you're 4 re4lly me4n person 4nd I don't like th4t, no.
I re4lly don't, no.
I don't like you, I think, 4nd I don't even know your n4me.
You're just 4 big b4d puzzle me4nie without 4 n4me 4t 4ll.

...puzzle meanie? if you werent so frustrating and possibly crazy, that would actually be sort of adorable. /whatareyou5?

You're still being me4n... to me even s4ying... things like th4t, you!
I still don't know... your n4me either, no!
If you don't stop... I'm just going to... c4ll you puzzle me4nie!
Bec4use it's wh4t you... 4re, 4 puzzle me4nie!

ok this is getting stupid. like can you calm your tits down for a sec

Edited 2012-10-28 03:06 (UTC)

Oh no, she did it again. Another puzzle. You don't think you can keep up this anger and bravery.

I. Wh4t? No, you'll... just st4rt being me4n!
I won't let you!

im not trying to be mean, geeeeeeeze. /omg

I know you're lying!
Just st4y 4w4y 4lre4dy!
I me4n it, yes!

ok fine i am totally full of flat out lying bullshittery and i just want to cause nothing but trouble to you. in fact i have nothing but fucking contempt and hate for you and have a singular goal of causing absolute suffering to you specifically because it is much more important than actually progressing in a game thats kind of sort of fucking important /eyeroll

dont kid yourself, geeze

Edited 2012-11-03 03:38 (UTC)

You were right, you were right! She admitted it!

I knew it, yes.
I knew it, I... knew it, I knew... it, I knew it!!!!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

oh my god did you really fucking take me seriously

are you there?

Edited 2012-11-03 03:51 (UTC)

please tell me you know what sarcasm is /forfuckssake

because seriously that was sarcasm

You 4lre4dy s4id the... truth, you c4n't t4ke... it b4ck now, no!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

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===> Shea: Respond to the densest person on...Well...Wherever

===> Avispa: Stand your ground.

===> Shea: Wonder what is up this person /seriously

===> Avispa: Become confused

===> Shea: Reevaluate your own life choices at the moment

===> Avispa: Become angry

===> Shea: Be a little more cautious around the crazy person

===> Avispa: Stay angry

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===> Shea: Make an unintentional error in judgement

===> Avispa: Believe her. ♤!

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