scrib | [S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.

So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.

Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

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Personally, you had ~my~ hopes up as well. ~~CS
Who were you referring to, then? ~~CS

why
is 'princess' a role you're interested in♫
actually no wait
don't answer that

the stupid seadweller on my team, who the fuck else♫

For ~myself~? ~~CS
Goodness, no, that's... ~~CS
That's preposterous... ~~CS
Anyway, you have a seadweller on your team? ~~CS
Who is it? ~~CS

WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT ANSWERING THAT♫♪

yeah, I do
I bitch about him all the time
absentUltima or whatever
you know, Komesh♫

Ah, Komesh. ~~CS
Wasn't aware he was on your team. ~~CS
Still getting these rosters straight... ~~CS
So you really think he did this? ~~CS

he ~said~ his stupid planet was underwater♪
I can only figure this is his fault somehow♪

Hm. ~~CS
Well that's certainly convenient for a seadweller, isn't it? ~~CS

yeah, a lot of things seem to be
like the fact that it's convenient for him to bitch about my weapons
when he's got spare bodies just lyin' around to get decapitated

~I~ know! ~~CS
So wasteful! ~~CS
He should put them to better use. ~~CS

more like he should quit bitching at people for lucking out
when he's got a clear advantage
stupid primadonna fuckstick

~Good players~ make their own luck. ~~CS
You seem to be of that type... ~~CS
~I'm~ surprised you're letting it bother you. ~~CS

I'm bothered because he pulled the 'you can't be any good because you're a lowblood' card
and ten seconds later
was saying that being a proper troll was overrated
he's a walking fucking contradiction♪

You don't entirely disagree with that sentiment.

You like having all of your LIMBS more.

Psh, typical. ~~CS
Consistent only when it works to his advantage. ~~CS

not even that
he only applies his so-called highblood 'standards' to people who don't take his crap

Why was he irritated about your weapon in the first place? ~~CS
~I~ should think lucky finds like that benefit your entire team... ~~CS
He could always alchemize something nice for himself if he was that jealous! ~~CS

I dunno
he said I cheated to get it or something
never mind the fact that I just fucking ~found it~
he's really fucking stupid

oh, he did
he apparently alchemized himself some pretty ~jewelry~ to try and show me up
I remain unimpressed

That's, uh... ~~CS
That's not his specibus, is it? ~~CS

I dunno
I think it's some kinda stupid spear actually

Like a trident? ~~CS

no, like an actual stupid spear
I dunno, ask ~him~, why don't you♫

Sensible. ~~CS
Good luck with your water troubles. ~~CS

...fuck, I really fucking hate water

...It's just water. ~~CS
~I~ get the whole caste disparity and all, but still. ~~CS

it's not just a caste thing
it's a fucking Thing with me
just
man, fuck water

Really now? ~~CS

It would be stupid to harass the most competent other player you've met, SEPARATE SESSION or not, but you file that TIDBIT away in your pan.

~I'm~ sure you can alchemize a solution. ~~CS
Or get your server player to actively watch and provide surfaces. ~~CS

Edited 2013-03-10 17:04 (UTC)

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