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scrib2013-03-10 09:32 pm
ataraxicarcher) wrote in scrib2013-03-10 09:32 pm
==> Shea: Act outside your aspect & get to the bottom of this trainwreck
You are now SHEA LISTER again after a long due POV hiatus of sorts. You're currently exploring your planet - as you have come to learn is known as the LAND OF PEAKS AND SHADOWS. It's pretty neat. A little weird with all the mountains and the fact that the time of day never changes but whatever.
But god almighty, if you weren't actually pretty fit, the elevation would kill you. Metaphorically. Unless you fell down the wrong way. Though your consorts, the CHAMELEONS, have been doing a good job keeping you on the right paths. They're pretty chill little dudes. Well, once you found them. They sort of have a habit of blending in with their surroundings. Usually. You don't understand half the things they're rambling about right now, but you're sure eventually you might.
Also on the other news front it's been pretty fucking ridiculous as of recently. What with knowing there's another session and a session full of sort of crazy aliens at that, you wonder how your own session's players are doing. You decide to take a break from your explorations. Well that and you realize you haven't checked in for a bit. And who knows what kind of "fun" you missed out on.
-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has signed on. --
You pause before you make a memo. Oh what the hell, you have no fucking clue who's an alien or who's human anymore, lets just make it a fucking party. You invite fucking everyone to the memo.
-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has opened memo session number congaline clusterfuck--
anyhow, thought id do a sup with you all cause like all truly great thoughts are conceived by walking as Nietzsche said and well shit i was taking a walk so this was a fucking ill thought.
so i guess screaming orange-skinned frizzy-haired lunatics on the history channel can be right once in a fucking while. /itwasaliensyouwin /eventhoughyoureprobablydead
and woah has shit been weird i mean we're playing along with aliens /nooffensebutyouare welcome aliens or some shit. we come in peace. /whatever
id do like some sort of are you human headcount like they do in the Thing but that's probably moot and useless unless you fucks are like facehuggers trying to implant your eggs into us humans via esophageal insemination /sortofgross
anyway sup bitches? you better all be fucking alive. everyone in my game at least. i mean i guess you aliens or whatever are ok too but like my session has a little more relevance to me, cool?
also wtf Lils i think your planet's been like trying to assimilate with mine like the borg or something, i am finding like giant fucking science flasks and shit like that on my planet. anyone else getting that weird as fuck shit?
oh yeah anyone get any good deets from their little fucking animal companions recently?
well shit i cant think of anything else relevant that someone elses' memo hasnt like hit on already. itd be like hearing from E! right after TMZ broke the news first or whatever. this has been Shea Lister from the planet LOPAS station checking in like a boss though so let me hear from you crazy fucks/soiknowyourenotdead
But god almighty, if you weren't actually pretty fit, the elevation would kill you. Metaphorically. Unless you fell down the wrong way. Though your consorts, the CHAMELEONS, have been doing a good job keeping you on the right paths. They're pretty chill little dudes. Well, once you found them. They sort of have a habit of blending in with their surroundings. Usually. You don't understand half the things they're rambling about right now, but you're sure eventually you might.
Also on the other news front it's been pretty fucking ridiculous as of recently. What with knowing there's another session and a session full of sort of crazy aliens at that, you wonder how your own session's players are doing. You decide to take a break from your explorations. Well that and you realize you haven't checked in for a bit. And who knows what kind of "fun" you missed out on.
-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has signed on. --
You pause before you make a memo. Oh what the hell, you have no fucking clue who's an alien or who's human anymore, lets just make it a fucking party. You invite fucking everyone to the memo.
-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has opened memo session number congaline clusterfuck--
anyhow, thought id do a sup with you all cause like all truly great thoughts are conceived by walking as Nietzsche said and well shit i was taking a walk so this was a fucking ill thought.
so i guess screaming orange-skinned frizzy-haired lunatics on the history channel can be right once in a fucking while. /itwasaliensyouwin /eventhoughyoureprobablydead
and woah has shit been weird i mean we're playing along with aliens /nooffensebutyouare welcome aliens or some shit. we come in peace. /whatever
id do like some sort of are you human headcount like they do in the Thing but that's probably moot and useless unless you fucks are like facehuggers trying to implant your eggs into us humans via esophageal insemination /sortofgross
anyway sup bitches? you better all be fucking alive. everyone in my game at least. i mean i guess you aliens or whatever are ok too but like my session has a little more relevance to me, cool?
also wtf Lils i think your planet's been like trying to assimilate with mine like the borg or something, i am finding like giant fucking science flasks and shit like that on my planet. anyone else getting that weird as fuck shit?
oh yeah anyone get any good deets from their little fucking animal companions recently?
well shit i cant think of anything else relevant that someone elses' memo hasnt like hit on already. itd be like hearing from E! right after TMZ broke the news first or whatever. this has been Shea Lister from the planet LOPAS station checking in like a boss though so let me hear from you crazy fucks/soiknowyourenotdead
OTA even if it's addressing Shea first
one. down. shea.
at. least. i. think.
well. yeah.
no subject
any startling revelations on your end, man?
Oh right, there's that one thing you asked Wess about a while ago...
oh yeah, how's my request coming along, man? you dont need me to resend the captcha codes for arrows and shit again do you?
no subject
theres. not. much. i. can. do. at. the. moment.
so. thats. new.
no. i. have. them.
You send her the codes for these baby carrots, three in all.
careful. with. the. blunts. theyre. delicate.
made. of. wood. and. pressure. sensitive.
pressure. activated. too.
think. of. it. as. a. flash. arrow.
the. moment. it. hits. a. target. itll. release. a. blinding. flash.
the. broadtips. and. the. barbed ones. are. timed.
the. countdown. for. the barbed. ones. starts. when. you. release. the. arrow.
activated. by. air. pressure. you. know. the. drill.
i. know. jackfruit. about. arrows. but. i. did. my. best. ok.
so. barbed. ones. stay. in. the. target. and. dont. come. out.
boom.
but. the. broadtips.
ok. i. guess. this. makes. me. a. horrible. guy. but.
theyre. meant. to. eliminate. in. the. worst. ways.
they. penetrate. deep. er. and. cause. massive. bleeding.
they. dont. explode. like. normal. explosives.
theyre. designed. to. release. a. large. dose. of. benzodiazepine. into. the. blood. stream.
so.
your. enemy. bleeds. to. death. under. sedation.
yeah.
originally. i. only. made. the. first. two.
but. after. chirhos. death.
i. dont. know.
in. case. of. emergencies. shea.
sorry.
no subject
Clearly you have been admiring the arrows (even the most lethal one) and what they do rather than the actual substance of the pester. Your brain catches up to the rest of the conversation soon enough though.
...wait, what about the fuck about Chi-rho?
no subject
but. lets. not. get. dramatic. here.
you. dont. owe. me. anything.
if. you. want. to. do. me. a. favor. though.
check. in. with. me. every. so. often.
check. in. with.
some. one.
at. least.
were. losing. people. and. this. cant. keep.
happening.
well. like. i. said.
were. losing. people.
weve. lost. him.