ataraxicarcher: (Default)
Shea Lister ([personal profile] ataraxicarcher) wrote in [community profile] scrib2013-03-10 09:32 pm

==> Shea: Act outside your aspect & get to the bottom of this trainwreck

You are now SHEA LISTER again after a long due POV hiatus of sorts. You're currently exploring your planet - as you have come to learn is known as the LAND OF PEAKS AND SHADOWS. It's pretty neat. A little weird with all the mountains and the fact that the time of day never changes but whatever.


But god almighty, if you weren't actually pretty fit, the elevation would kill you. Metaphorically. Unless you fell down the wrong way. Though your consorts, the CHAMELEONS, have been doing a good job keeping you on the right paths. They're pretty chill little dudes. Well, once you found them. They sort of have a habit of blending in with their surroundings. Usually. You don't understand half the things they're rambling about right now, but you're sure eventually you might.

Also on the other news front it's been pretty fucking ridiculous as of recently. What with knowing there's another session and a session full of sort of crazy aliens at that, you wonder how your own session's players are doing. You decide to take a break from your explorations. Well that and you realize you haven't checked in for a bit. And who knows what kind of "fun" you missed out on.




-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has signed on. --

You pause before you make a memo. Oh what the hell, you have no fucking clue who's an alien or who's human anymore, lets just make it a fucking party. You invite fucking everyone to the memo.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has opened memo session number congaline clusterfuck--
anyhow, thought id do a sup with you all cause like all truly great thoughts are conceived by walking as Nietzsche said and well shit i was taking a walk so this was a fucking ill thought.
so i guess screaming orange-skinned frizzy-haired lunatics on the history channel can be right once in a fucking while. /itwasaliensyouwin /eventhoughyoureprobablydead
and woah has shit been weird i mean we're playing along with aliens /nooffensebutyouare welcome aliens or some shit. we come in peace. /whatever
id do like some sort of are you human headcount like they do in the Thing but that's probably moot and useless unless you fucks are like facehuggers trying to implant your eggs into us humans via esophageal insemination /sortofgross
anyway sup bitches? you better all be fucking alive. everyone in my game at least. i mean i guess you aliens or whatever are ok too but like my session has a little more relevance to me, cool?
also wtf Lils i think your planet's been like trying to assimilate with mine like the borg or something, i am finding like giant fucking science flasks and shit like that on my planet. anyone else getting that weird as fuck shit?
oh yeah anyone get any good deets from their little fucking animal companions recently?
well shit i cant think of anything else relevant that someone elses' memo hasnt like hit on already. itd be like hearing from E! right after TMZ broke the news first or whatever. this has been Shea Lister from the planet LOPAS station checking in like a boss though so let me hear from you crazy fucks/soiknowyourenotdead


tetchytmesis: (text. talk.)

OTA even if it's addressing Shea first

[personal profile] tetchytmesis 2013-03-11 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
-- CURRENT tetchyTmesis [TT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --

one. down. shea.
at. least. i. think.
well. yeah.
Edited 2013-03-11 22:23 (UTC)
artful_transgressor: (sneer)

[personal profile] artful_transgressor 2013-03-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
CURRENT artfulTransgressor [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

alien checking in here
but iVe got some top secret classified information for you here human
like real talk here
on our planet
you are the aliens
it is you

also whateVer the fuck esophageal insemination is
i kind of dont want any of that shit
like not eVen a definition
i especially dont want to know how that is eVen a thing with humans
apiarycryptonaut: (Default)

[personal profile] apiarycryptonaut 2013-03-13 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
-- CURRENT apiaryCryptonaut [AC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --

We're trolls, you me4nie.
chroniker: (Default)

[personal profile] chroniker 2013-03-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
-- CURRENT empyreanChroniker [EC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --

Shea!! 8D
Long time no talk!!
But I am here, definitely!
It's good to know you're doing well. 8)
polygraphing: (heh)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-03-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
-- CURRENT laxPolygraph [LP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --


hahahaha zo you fukcz realy are alienz thatz hilariouz
i guez that explainz why i kept thinking my power waznt working
bekauze you dudez were throwing it off
with your alien bulzhit
how many of you are there anyway
tetchytmesis: (text. talk.)

[personal profile] tetchytmesis 2013-03-13 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
im. first. because. my. server. player. is. dead.
theres. not. much. i. can. do. at. the. moment.
so. thats. new.

no. i. have. them.


You send her the codes for these baby carrots, three in all.

careful. with. the. blunts. theyre. delicate.
made. of. wood. and. pressure. sensitive.
pressure. activated. too.
think. of. it. as. a. flash. arrow.
the. moment. it. hits. a. target. itll. release. a. blinding. flash.

the. broadtips. and. the. barbed ones. are. timed.
the. countdown. for. the barbed. ones. starts. when. you. release. the. arrow.
activated. by. air. pressure. you. know. the. drill.
i. know. jackfruit. about. arrows. but. i. did. my. best. ok.
so. barbed. ones. stay. in. the. target. and. dont. come. out.
boom.

but. the. broadtips.
ok. i. guess. this. makes. me. a. horrible. guy. but.
theyre. meant. to. eliminate. in. the. worst. ways.
they. penetrate. deep. er. and. cause. massive. bleeding.
they. dont. explode. like. normal. explosives.
theyre. designed. to. release. a. large. dose. of. benzodiazepine. into. the. blood. stream.
so.

your. enemy. bleeds. to. death. under. sedation.

yeah.

originally. i. only. made. the. first. two.
but. after. chirhos. death.
i. dont. know.
in. case. of. emergencies. shea.
sorry.
twintimes: (Default)

[personal profile] twintimes 2013-03-13 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
humAn heAdcount..??
well I'm stIll AlIve In Any cAse
And yes, out plAnet chAnged bIg tIme lAtely too
but I thInk I AlreAdy mentIoned thAt In my lAst memo too but bAsIcAlly
we turned Around And suddenly A whole cAve wAs dIAmonds
whIch Is reAlly neAt And Awesome!!
there wAs Also A wAx wAterfAll..wAxfAll?? AnywAy
whIch hAs sInce pretty much stopped.. fAllIng At All
better for everyone Involved
stIll looks cool though!

And As fAr As AnImAl compAnIons goes
I don't reAlly
hAve Any
LORAE Is A pretty deAd plAce..
polygraphing: (wtf)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-03-16 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)

what no
wel probably zomeone haz a power like that but
my powerz diferent
i kan tel when people lie
itz totaly foolproof
if you tel a lie i juzt fukcing know imediately
itz prety kool

and aktualy
im not realy zure anymore
i think a lot of uz have died
and i dont realy know how many of uz are playing in the firzt place
zo bazikaly
good queztion
itz a fukcing myztery
apiarycryptonaut: (Default)

[personal profile] apiarycryptonaut 2013-03-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll send you pictures... 4g4in 4s proof, me4nie.
But you should h4ve... seen 4lre4dy, from before.
You're hum4ns, we're trolls.
chroniker: (Default)

[personal profile] chroniker 2013-03-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes I did!
Yes, I've dealt with the situation, it's past me now.
Now I'm just working on dealing with the game and getting stronger!
So I can help you all when the time comes, of course. 8)
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[personal profile] celestialcavalier 2013-03-17 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
-- CURRENT celestialCavalier [CC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --

Still not dead.
Anything interesting happen?
twintimes: (Default)

[personal profile] twintimes 2013-03-18 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
oh! yes sorry I thought I'd sAId thAt but I guess I forgot
wow, heh
defInItely sounds lIke lIly's plAnet there
but you could mAybe try AlchemIzIng some cool stuff wIth whAt you get from there??
gemstones mAke crAzy bAdAss thIngs It turns out
And A ton of grIst too when broken down to thAt
hehe well I thInk It would be kIndA cute but you're probAbly rIght And It gets reAlly IrrItAtIng After A whIle..
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[personal profile] callouslystalwart 2013-03-25 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You read the post with slight amusement, but one bit catches your attention in particular FOR SOME REASON. It was already touched on, but not in as much detail as you would like.

You also take note from the memo that evidently this is the "MEANIE" rgat Avispa had referred to before.

...Esophageal insemination? ~~CS
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[personal profile] callouslystalwart 2013-03-25 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, you think you understand "dick". And you've actually SEEN UNSUSPECTING LOWBLOOD GETS HIS PROTEIN CHUTE FILLED WITH ALIEN BULGE - THAT IS THE END OF HIM; THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE'S AN ORGAN CAVITY-BURSTER COMING OUT OF HIS ORGAN CAVITY GOING, 'SURPRISE YOU FUCKING BITCHES' TO HIS HORRIFIED CREWMATES; IT SKITTERS THE FUCK AWAY AND THEN IT BECOMES SOME MOTHERFUCKING CLICHE ALIENS IN SPACE MOVIE. To a culture with a FAR LESS VAST AND DISCERNING PALATE FOR FILMS this would truly be a groundbreaking and original experience, but to your race's IMMENSE HISTORY OF CINEMATOGRAPHY, it was rather trite upon release.

Wait, so you... ~~CS
Goodness no! ~~CS
~We~ don't do that at all! ~~CS
See, this is why ~I~ was concerned, ~I~ wanted to make sure such notions were dismissed as the hogwash they are. ~~CS
~Trolls~ have a far more refined and noble reproductive cycle than that! ~~CS
~I~ trust humans do as well. ~~CS

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