[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

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-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

Comments

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see, there you go
catching on already

[apiarycryptonaut]

Yes, I 4m, y4y!
One thing 4t 4... time, I think, m4ybe!
I c4n't w4it, y4y!
4nd I c4n 4lchemize... 4nything I w4nt, yes!
4ll the useful things!

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so many useful things, really
maybe even possibly ~all of them~
who knows♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh yes, m4ybe, yes!
But I c4n't 4lchemize... 4ll of them, no.
But I c4n try!
I'll st4rt with the... import4nt ones first, m4ybe.
4nd work my w4y... down from there, yes!
Th4t seems best, 4bsolutely!

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yeah, probably the best idea, really
so
what are you gonna start with♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Um, I think I'm... st4rting with Komesh's he4d!
Or um, his skull!

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what

[apiarycryptonaut]

W4it um, wh4t "wh4t"?
Did you know th4t... his horns 4re 4ctu4lly... re4lly strong, m4ybe, yes?
I think those c4n... be good we4pons, 4bsolutely!
4nd um, m4ybe things... I h4ven't thought of!

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no, I mean
are you still fucking around with those things♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh oh oh oh.
The skulls m4ybe, Zur4he?
I'm still experimenting, yes!
But not, um "fucking... 4round", not 4t 4ll!
I'm experimenting, I 4m!

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same difference, honestly
I mean, you're combinin' them all sorts of ways, right♫
even if you're doing it for whatever weird Avispa reason
it's still fucking around a little, I'm pretty sure

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh, yes I 4m!
Ok4y, so um, then... yes, I 4m, Zur4he!
I'm "fucking 4round" with... 4ll these skulls, y4y!

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...weirdo
whatever, have fun I guess
don't waste grist on anything too stupid

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh, I will, yes!
4nd um, I won't... w4ste grist, 4bsolutely not.
Everything I'll m4ke h4s... 4 re4son 4nd pl4n!

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is that right♫
what's the point of all this, then♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh, this h4s two... points to it 4ctu4lly!
First is 4lchemizing my... first skull 4rmor set!
To le4rn how to... m4ke 4 better set!
So I won't die!
4nd second is using... the re4lly re4lly re4lly... re4lly strong, sh4rp horns!
4s we4pons, I think!
4nd oh oh oh... oh 4lso trying to... m4ke new skulls, yes!
New skulls out of... existing skulls, I think?

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okay, I get one and two, and I will admit that bone armor sounds pretty hardcore
but
how are you gonna make other skulls out of the ones you have♫
that doesn't make any sense

[apiarycryptonaut]

I think the fourth... skull 4rmor will be... the best version, m4ybe!
The first three will... build up to th4t!
One 4t 4 time!
4nd oh, um, skulls!
If I combine something... I h4ve 4lre4dy 4nd... try the s4me m4teri4l...
I c4n get 4... bone or skull sh4ped... item, I think, yes!
I m4de 4 bone... gren4de, but it didn't... become 4 skull, no.
But I keep trying!

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what is it with the fours, I swear♫
but sure, whatever
good luck making more skulls and not just
skull-shaped stuff, I guess♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh, th4nk you, Zur4he!
I'll definitely show you... when I succeed, yes!
Or um, m4ybe, if... you w4nt me to?

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yeah, sure
whatever, I guess

[apiarycryptonaut]

Ok4y, then I will!
I 4bsolutely will, yes!

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you'll probably have better luck than me

[apiarycryptonaut]

I'll 4lchemize things for... you too, Zur4he, yes!
I will, I promise!
You'll like them, yes!

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what really♫
but why♫