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Shea Lister ([personal profile] ataraxicarcher) wrote in [community profile] scrib2013-03-10 09:32 pm

==> Shea: Act outside your aspect & get to the bottom of this trainwreck

You are now SHEA LISTER again after a long due POV hiatus of sorts. You're currently exploring your planet - as you have come to learn is known as the LAND OF PEAKS AND SHADOWS. It's pretty neat. A little weird with all the mountains and the fact that the time of day never changes but whatever.


But god almighty, if you weren't actually pretty fit, the elevation would kill you. Metaphorically. Unless you fell down the wrong way. Though your consorts, the CHAMELEONS, have been doing a good job keeping you on the right paths. They're pretty chill little dudes. Well, once you found them. They sort of have a habit of blending in with their surroundings. Usually. You don't understand half the things they're rambling about right now, but you're sure eventually you might.

Also on the other news front it's been pretty fucking ridiculous as of recently. What with knowing there's another session and a session full of sort of crazy aliens at that, you wonder how your own session's players are doing. You decide to take a break from your explorations. Well that and you realize you haven't checked in for a bit. And who knows what kind of "fun" you missed out on.




-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has signed on. --

You pause before you make a memo. Oh what the hell, you have no fucking clue who's an alien or who's human anymore, lets just make it a fucking party. You invite fucking everyone to the memo.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has opened memo session number congaline clusterfuck--
anyhow, thought id do a sup with you all cause like all truly great thoughts are conceived by walking as Nietzsche said and well shit i was taking a walk so this was a fucking ill thought.
so i guess screaming orange-skinned frizzy-haired lunatics on the history channel can be right once in a fucking while. /itwasaliensyouwin /eventhoughyoureprobablydead
and woah has shit been weird i mean we're playing along with aliens /nooffensebutyouare welcome aliens or some shit. we come in peace. /whatever
id do like some sort of are you human headcount like they do in the Thing but that's probably moot and useless unless you fucks are like facehuggers trying to implant your eggs into us humans via esophageal insemination /sortofgross
anyway sup bitches? you better all be fucking alive. everyone in my game at least. i mean i guess you aliens or whatever are ok too but like my session has a little more relevance to me, cool?
also wtf Lils i think your planet's been like trying to assimilate with mine like the borg or something, i am finding like giant fucking science flasks and shit like that on my planet. anyone else getting that weird as fuck shit?
oh yeah anyone get any good deets from their little fucking animal companions recently?
well shit i cant think of anything else relevant that someone elses' memo hasnt like hit on already. itd be like hearing from E! right after TMZ broke the news first or whatever. this has been Shea Lister from the planet LOPAS station checking in like a boss though so let me hear from you crazy fucks/soiknowyourenotdead


polygraphing: (heh)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-03-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
-- CURRENT laxPolygraph [LP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --


hahahaha zo you fukcz realy are alienz thatz hilariouz
i guez that explainz why i kept thinking my power waznt working
bekauze you dudez were throwing it off
with your alien bulzhit
how many of you are there anyway
polygraphing: (wtf)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-03-16 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)

what no
wel probably zomeone haz a power like that but
my powerz diferent
i kan tel when people lie
itz totaly foolproof
if you tel a lie i juzt fukcing know imediately
itz prety kool

and aktualy
im not realy zure anymore
i think a lot of uz have died
and i dont realy know how many of uz are playing in the firzt place
zo bazikaly
good queztion
itz a fukcing myztery
polygraphing: (heh)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-03-26 08:54 am (UTC)(link)

zhit yeah i am
here ok i kan totaly prove it
tel me three liez and a truth
or three truthz and a lie
whichever you feel like
ill tel you which iz which itll be awezome

huh damn
thatz more than i thought
i zhould take a pol and zee how many we got left
dont wana get outnumbered
polygraphing: (huh)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-03-31 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)

thoze totaly work
letz zee
the archery thing iz true
do you wana be an archeradikator or zomething
wait do humanz even have thoze
and yeah i got no idea what new york iz but
that partz a lie
zlothz are alzo a myztery but itz true you think theyre awezome
lazt part iz kinda tricky but
zoundz like you are a witch but not a voidy one
zo you aktualy told me two truthz and two liez
ooh zneaky
but zee i told you
my power iz zuper kool

wel even if were zeparate zezionz
we kan ztil talk to each other
zo maybe were not az zeparate az we zeem
never know with thiz fukcing game
polygraphing: (heh)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2013-05-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)

yeah prety much
i thought my power waz broken for a while
when you humanz zhowed up
bekauze you guyz kept zaying ztuf that i thought had to be liez
but my power didnt detekt it
made more zenze once i realized you were alienz
anyway yeah itz prety much foolproof

yeah thatz what i figure
thiz game iz weird az fukc already
whoz to zay it wont do zome weird zezion zhit