==> Shea: Act outside your aspect & get to the bottom of this trainwreck

[ataraxicarcher]

You are now SHEA LISTER again after a long due POV hiatus of sorts. You're currently exploring your planet - as you have come to learn is known as the LAND OF PEAKS AND SHADOWS. It's pretty neat. A little weird with all the mountains and the fact that the time of day never changes but whatever.


But god almighty, if you weren't actually pretty fit, the elevation would kill you. Metaphorically. Unless you fell down the wrong way. Though your consorts, the CHAMELEONS, have been doing a good job keeping you on the right paths. They're pretty chill little dudes. Well, once you found them. They sort of have a habit of blending in with their surroundings. Usually. You don't understand half the things they're rambling about right now, but you're sure eventually you might.

Also on the other news front it's been pretty fucking ridiculous as of recently. What with knowing there's another session and a session full of sort of crazy aliens at that, you wonder how your own session's players are doing. You decide to take a break from your explorations. Well that and you realize you haven't checked in for a bit. And who knows what kind of "fun" you missed out on.




-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has signed on. --

You pause before you make a memo. Oh what the hell, you have no fucking clue who's an alien or who's human anymore, lets just make it a fucking party. You invite fucking everyone to the memo.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has opened memo session number congaline clusterfuck--
anyhow, thought id do a sup with you all cause like all truly great thoughts are conceived by walking as Nietzsche said and well shit i was taking a walk so this was a fucking ill thought.
so i guess screaming orange-skinned frizzy-haired lunatics on the history channel can be right once in a fucking while. /itwasaliensyouwin /eventhoughyoureprobablydead
and woah has shit been weird i mean we're playing along with aliens /nooffensebutyouare welcome aliens or some shit. we come in peace. /whatever
id do like some sort of are you human headcount like they do in the Thing but that's probably moot and useless unless you fucks are like facehuggers trying to implant your eggs into us humans via esophageal insemination /sortofgross
anyway sup bitches? you better all be fucking alive. everyone in my game at least. i mean i guess you aliens or whatever are ok too but like my session has a little more relevance to me, cool?
also wtf Lils i think your planet's been like trying to assimilate with mine like the borg or something, i am finding like giant fucking science flasks and shit like that on my planet. anyone else getting that weird as fuck shit?
oh yeah anyone get any good deets from their little fucking animal companions recently?
well shit i cant think of anything else relevant that someone elses' memo hasnt like hit on already. itd be like hearing from E! right after TMZ broke the news first or whatever. this has been Shea Lister from the planet LOPAS station checking in like a boss though so let me hear from you crazy fucks/soiknowyourenotdead

Comments

[twintimes]

humAn heAdcount..??
well I'm stIll AlIve In Any cAse
And yes, out plAnet chAnged bIg tIme lAtely too
but I thInk I AlreAdy mentIoned thAt In my lAst memo too but bAsIcAlly
we turned Around And suddenly A whole cAve wAs dIAmonds
whIch Is reAlly neAt And Awesome!!
there wAs Also A wAx wAterfAll..wAxfAll?? AnywAy
whIch hAs sInce pretty much stopped.. fAllIng At All
better for everyone Involved
stIll looks cool though!

And As fAr As AnImAl compAnIons goes
I don't reAlly
hAve Any
LORAE Is A pretty deAd plAce..

[ataraxicarcher]

im gonna go out on a limb and assume Ira's still kicking too?
yeah, this shit is bananas. im here minding my business and full stop giant beaker and its just like woaaaaah the fuck is this?
shit, that sucks? mostly. because i sure don't need seizure color lizards in my life when they freak the fuck out

[twintimes]

oh! yes sorry I thought I'd sAId thAt but I guess I forgot
wow, heh
defInItely sounds lIke lIly's plAnet there
but you could mAybe try AlchemIzIng some cool stuff wIth whAt you get from there??
gemstones mAke crAzy bAdAss thIngs It turns out
And A ton of grIst too when broken down to thAt
hehe well I thInk It would be kIndA cute but you're probAbly rIght And It gets reAlly IrrItAtIng After A whIle..

[ataraxicarcher]

really? well shit gotta give that a fucking spin then. i mean its not like i need to like...fucking reserve the beakers and shits i guess.

i wonder if there's a bunsen burner around here. i could really fucking tear shit up with a flamethrower bow or something. flaming arrow death.

yeah. luckily im so fucking chill, its infectious. so they've finally started to settle down and shit. /iwasgoingtogetamigraineotherwise

[twintimes]

yeAh defInItely go for It
I meAn I Am not reAlly sure how A flAmethrower bow would work
but I'm sure you cAn fIgure somethIng out
I meAn I mAde A dIAmon shIeld
..It's very sAdly ImprActIcAl becAuse It's so heAvy but It wAs stIll A cool IdeA At the tIme!!

I'd belIeve It
..both the InfectIousness And the mIgrAIne

[ataraxicarcher]

shit i dont know either but it would probably be fucking wicked.

maybe you can... like roll the shield on an imp or something.

i am the chameleon whisperer

[twintimes]

I could probAbly do thAt
or lIke
stArt An AvAlAnche wIth It
but I don't wAnnA breAk too much of my lAnd so mAybe not thAt

hehe you thInk you could get the chAmeleons to hIde you from vIew??
lIvIng cAmouflAge just for you
It'd be cool, rIght?

[ataraxicarcher]

use it like some sort of crazy bejeweled sled then?

that sounds like a pretty cool idea. if it works i get like a cloak of lizards or something. if not i just look like some tool with lizards hanging off them. /thisneedsfurtherinvestigation

[twintimes]

thAt
Is An Awesome IdeA

you should defInItely try
I meAn InvestIgAte
yes

[ataraxicarcher]

you would be like the Usain Bolt of diamond shield sledding

ill be a motherfucking chameleon ninja

[twintimes]

A whAt kInd of bolt..?