scrib | ==> Shea: Act outside your aspect & get to the bottom of this trainwreck

You are now SHEA LISTER again after a long due POV hiatus of sorts. You're currently exploring your planet - as you have come to learn is known as the LAND OF PEAKS AND SHADOWS. It's pretty neat. A little weird with all the mountains and the fact that the time of day never changes but whatever.

But god almighty, if you weren't actually pretty fit, the elevation would kill you. Metaphorically. Unless you fell down the wrong way. Though your consorts, the CHAMELEONS, have been doing a good job keeping you on the right paths. They're pretty chill little dudes. Well, once you found them. They sort of have a habit of blending in with their surroundings. Usually. You don't understand half the things they're rambling about right now, but you're sure eventually you might.

Also on the other news front it's been pretty fucking ridiculous as of recently. What with knowing there's another session and a session full of sort of crazy aliens at that, you wonder how your own session's players are doing. You decide to take a break from your explorations. Well that and you realize you haven't checked in for a bit. And who knows what kind of "fun" you missed out on.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has signed on. --

You pause before you make a memo. Oh what the hell, you have no fucking clue who's an alien or who's human anymore, lets just make it a fucking party. You invite fucking everyone to the memo.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] has opened memo session number congaline clusterfuck--
anyhow, thought id do a sup with you all cause like all truly great thoughts are conceived by walking as Nietzsche said and well shit i was taking a walk so this was a fucking ill thought.
so i guess screaming orange-skinned frizzy-haired lunatics on the history channel can be right once in a fucking while. /itwasaliensyouwin /eventhoughyoureprobablydead
and woah has shit been weird i mean we're playing along with aliens /nooffensebutyouare welcome aliens or some shit. we come in peace. /whatever
id do like some sort of are you human headcount like they do in the Thing but that's probably moot and useless unless you fucks are like facehuggers trying to implant your eggs into us humans via esophageal insemination /sortofgross
anyway sup bitches? you better all be fucking alive. everyone in my game at least. i mean i guess you aliens or whatever are ok too but like my session has a little more relevance to me, cool?
also wtf Lils i think your planet's been like trying to assimilate with mine like the borg or something, i am finding like giant fucking science flasks and shit like that on my planet. anyone else getting that weird as fuck shit?
oh yeah anyone get any good deets from their little fucking animal companions recently?
well shit i cant think of anything else relevant that someone elses' memo hasnt like hit on already. itd be like hearing from E! right after TMZ broke the news first or whatever. this has been Shea Lister from the planet LOPAS station checking in like a boss though so let me hear from you crazy fucks/soiknowyourenotdead

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You read the post with slight amusement, but one bit catches your attention in particular FOR SOME REASON. It was already touched on, but not in as much detail as you would like.

You also take note from the memo that evidently this is the "MEANIE" rgat Avispa had referred to before.

...Esophageal insemination? ~~CS

And who's this fuck? Welp. Time for the alien v. human litmus test. Pop culture reference time.

uh, yeah? dude, are the words too big or something?

here. simple terms. once you get your throat filled with alien dick thats the end. the next thing you know there's a chestburster coming out of your chest going surpriiiiiiise you fucking bitches to your horrified crewmates and then it skitters the fuck away and then it becomes some motherfucking cliche aliens in space movie.

Okay, you think you understand "dick". And you've actually SEEN UNSUSPECTING LOWBLOOD GETS HIS PROTEIN CHUTE FILLED WITH ALIEN BULGE - THAT IS THE END OF HIM; THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE'S AN ORGAN CAVITY-BURSTER COMING OUT OF HIS ORGAN CAVITY GOING, 'SURPRISE YOU FUCKING BITCHES' TO HIS HORRIFIED CREWMATES; IT SKITTERS THE FUCK AWAY AND THEN IT BECOMES SOME MOTHERFUCKING CLICHE ALIENS IN SPACE MOVIE. To a culture with a FAR LESS VAST AND DISCERNING PALATE FOR FILMS this would truly be a groundbreaking and original experience, but to your race's IMMENSE HISTORY OF CINEMATOGRAPHY, it was rather trite upon release.

Wait, so you... ~~CS
Goodness no! ~~CS
~We~ don't do that at all! ~~CS
See, this is why ~I~ was concerned, ~I~ wanted to make sure such notions were dismissed as the hogwash they are. ~~CS
~Trolls~ have a far more refined and noble reproductive cycle than that! ~~CS
~I~ trust humans do as well. ~~CS

okay, first thats great that you dont want to face-fuck to spread your progeny or whatever. but are all those fucking ~ necessary? because wow i didn't think you could sound condescending on the internet until this very moment

second gonna go out on a limb and say youre probably one of those trolls. /iamSherlock

...human reproductive cycles? refined and noble? sure.

... ... You try to resist the urge to disseminate hideously false information about the human reproductive cycle to the alien.

i mean i guess it would. its a nine-month application process that totes has to do with the birds and the bees and shit. and a majestic stork too.

You fail at it miserably.

Then again, you weren't really trying that hard at all.

Of course they are. ~~CS

Why wouldn't they be? You see absolutely no problems with your ELEGANTILDES.

You do, on the other hand, see a problem with this discussion. You're willing to believe a lot of things, current situation with the game and all, but this just sounds stupid.

Pailing, on the other hand, makes PERFECT SENSE and is totally believable.

That sounds absolutely dreadful. ~~CS
Not even to mention that laughably limited variety of lusii... ~~CS
~I~ take it that it's still mandatory, however, so you do what you must, ~I~ suppose. ~~CS

...ok. gonna chalk it up to some weird as fuck troll thing

oh hell no, it's like so fucking classy and elegant it puts high tea with the queen to fucking shame. what the fuck is a lusii? animals you mean?

mandatory? as if. people shag if they want to and if they dont thats cool too

Really now? ~~CS
Well obviously procreation is required for a species to continue in the first place, but... ~~CS
You're saying that it isn't enforced? ~~CS
Tell ~me~ more! ~~CS

what? ok making it mandatory or whatever sounds pretty fucked up but idk how to explain this whole youre not forced to shag thing except its exactly what it sounds like. and i guess there's the whole you dont need to make babies and shit.

this is the weirdest fucking cultural exchange ever.

Interesting! ~~CS
So it can be purely for pleasure, then? ~~CS

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